Apparently Lithium Picnic settled with Suicide Girls.

We are so glad to have this whole thing behind us. Good Luck to SuicideGirls in the future and look out for their new book coming out this fall that features some great classic Lithium Picnic photography.

Man does this leave a bad taste in my mouth after all the drama and donated money. It's not like he's the only one that's had issues like these either... The "Oops, nevermind, we love SG. PS here's a few plugs." bullshit just made me lose a lot of respect for LP. These people fucked his life over and then he's all "Oops it was all a misunderstanding"? FUCK THAT.

I understand how settlements work, but you fucking sold out man.

Driving near the AZ State Fairgrounds when Obama is having a rally there was not the best of plans.

I've syndicated crap from emptiedout.com here.

eoc_blog, where I write humor, politics, and tech mostly(going to try to post every day or two).
eoc_net, where I dump links to interesting things I find on the net with brief reviews(probably daily. I'm a net junkie).
eoc_sitenews, where I post news about the site(should be REALLY low traffic).

This journal remains for personal stuff.

I'm spending Christmas with this cute little fella. Check him out, he wants to give you a hug!

Edit: Damnit, LJ won't let me embed this, so go here. :)

Trashbarging made it in!

Everyone, please go give it a thumbs up. I would die a happy man if it made WOTD.

Government steps in to rape universities and students on behalf of the MPAA.

Let us consider. We have a President owned by Big Oil, a Vice President owned by Haliburton, and now universities owned by the Entertainment Industry. We have an armed occupation draining money from the Governments coffers, private corporations torturing prisoners for the Government, domination of the media by one political party(hint: It's not the liberals), and the whole while the Government is stealing away more and more power over its citizens lives. Somehow corporate America has bought the government out from under us... and nobody seems to care.

Fun site of the day: Fundies Say the Darnedest Things.

--- edit: I was inspired the Lord Jebus and some of the awards on the page to make my very own awards for these! --

The Enough Irony In My Religious Diet Award:
"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

TexasSky, Christian Forums

The Apples and Gas Chambers Award:
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right

--- edited to add a few other choice tidbits ---

The I Like The Old Testament The Best Award:
"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe."

Uberbeliever, Christian Forums

The I Can't Draw Parallels Award:
"[On the Harry Potter books]
To suggest to any child...that there is a way to escape the unhappy, real life world they live in and to retreat into a mystical fantasy world to find happiness is totally irresponsible and deceitful.
"

Freedom Village USA Ministries, Reachout Trust

The Woman Get Me Another PBR An' Assume That There Position Me An' God Like Award:
"Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"

friikii, Christian Forums

The I Dun Herd It, Uh-huh Award:
"isnt evolution being thrown out by most scholars now days? I heard that most hardvard scholars have thrown out the possibily of evolution."

-=_ELVIS_=-, Myspace

The BDSM CBT For Christs Love Award:
"[Should I wear a chastity belt to stop masturbation?]

Maybe not a chastity belt (not very practical/hygienic) but there are other devices you can get. My fiance has one, it goes round the base of his xxxxx and just sits there until he gets aroused, then it has teeth that stick in and hurt him so he turns his mind to something else. Plus, for obvious reasons it can't be removed by a guy who's in that condition.

Personally I think it's terrible that he has to wear that thing, it hurts him a lot at times and he bleeds, but we're sharing a home together now and not married and we've promised each other nothing immoral will happen and he feels it's the only way he can keep on the right path"

Marie O's, Christian Forums

The Circular Theological Logic Circularity Award:
"What part of I know that the bible is true because the bible tells me that it is true do you have trouble understanding?

Don't you feel silly disagreeing with such a logical argument?

Love and blessings Don"

Don H, Yahoo Answers Religion & Spirituality


--- end additional silliness ----

The funny doesn't stop there- there is some *amazing* ignorance on that site.

In the last two days I have watched 3 totally kickass movies.

Big Nothing is a hilarious dark-humor crime-gone-wrong flick.
Evan Almighty is a story of a modern-day Noah. And yes, Morgan Freeman is still one of my favoritest Gods of all movie history. There's enough to keep me amused there and Victor enjoyed it a lot too.
Prime is a cute role-reversal May-September romance flick. Uma Thurman FTW as a HOT Mrs Robinson.

I have decided to make my indelible mark on mankind- the contribution I will make to the entire human race to ensure that something of me, beyond Victor of course, survives me. It's a kind of immortality, really, an addition to the English slang lexicon.

trashbarging(note: it's not approved yet- it's in the UD editors queue :-/ )
Trashbarging is precisely the same as motorboating, except for the fact that when trashbarging the trashbarger places their face in the cleavage of the trashbargees ass, rather than their breasts.

I met this girl named Boston at the bar the other night and bought her a few drinks... By the end of the night, I was trashbarging Boston's harbor!
Source: Emptied, USA

You can all thank me later. Seriously. The best way to say thanks is to give that entry a thumbs-up.

Oh, and start using that word like crazy. I want to randomly hear it conversation from someone I don't know.

justwalker is in town, and made the following Statement of Interest tonight:

"Hey, that's where I keep my nipples!"

Man that dude rocks...

Courtesy of Ape and Patrick

And no, that's NOT unusual.