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Trashbarging

  • Oct. 25th, 2007 at 3:59 PM
Brewery
I have decided to make my indelible mark on mankind- the contribution I will make to the entire human race to ensure that something of me, beyond Victor of course, survives me. It's a kind of immortality, really, an addition to the English slang lexicon.

trashbarging(note: it's not approved yet- it's in the UD editors queue :-/ )
Trashbarging is precisely the same as motorboating, except for the fact that when trashbarging the trashbarger places their face in the cleavage of the trashbargees ass, rather than their breasts.

I met this girl named Boston at the bar the other night and bought her a few drinks... By the end of the night, I was trashbarging Boston's harbor!
Source: Emptied, USA

You can all thank me later. Seriously. The best way to say thanks is to give that entry a thumbs-up.

Oh, and start using that word like crazy. I want to randomly hear it conversation from someone I don't know.

Comments

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[info]poh wrote:
Oct. 25th, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
[info]thepassionate1 wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2007 05:22 am (UTC)
So fired! It's nice that you left out some of your inspiration *ahem ahem* (and an *ahem* from Angela) jerk. >_<
[info]theemptied wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2007 07:13 am (UTC)
Don't worry- you'll get your chance to be internet famous too.

Sheesh, I try to do something for mankind and all you can think of is yourself.
[info]firesnflames wrote:
Oct. 30th, 2007 07:28 am (UTC)
Hello there.
Hi, my name is Deena and I stumbled on your LJ a couple days ago. I added you as a friend because you seem pretty cool, and you're kind of cute. I wanted to say hello but your journal is set for friends only posting. I hope its OK for me to say hi here.
[info]darkmatterhari wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
You know, you could have waited until it had been approved. The anticipation is palpable. And a little sticky. ;)

I really should have taken a screenshot of the page last night, complete with "Touch Button" ad.
[info]firesnflames wrote:
Oct. 27th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
So if you use a little tongue what would it be called? Trenching maybe?
[info]darkmatterhari wrote:
Nov. 9th, 2007 06:08 am (UTC)
Poke! Username change got screwed up and I got dumped from everyone's journals... So this is Jill's new account. :)
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motd

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