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shitty_advice post, I have a new idea for getting internet famous.
After seeing this I am willing to undergo a month or three of that treatment. Even if it does nothing for my actual overall health, the stories I could tell and the memories I will treasure for the rest of my life will be worth the effort.
Sadly, I can't justify blowing 75 bucks on some good shit. That's where you come in- help donate to my "Empty Empty's Colon Fund" fund! People that donate at least 5 bucks will get on my "Bowel Movements" LJ friends filter[1] and will be entreated with a "regular" update as to my progress. Your five clams gets you a unique insight into me and my innards. I promise to post at least once a week with pictures, commentary, and scientific data (if I can stomach collecting it). If someone donates 40 I will actually encase an interesting specimen in Lucite and mail it to you[2] (continental US only please- sorry![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
cavalorn and reddragdiva). Act now, because this offer really is the shit! Don't let this opportunity slip away down the drain! Buy my shit!
Operators are standing by.
[1] That filter is speculative and does not yet exist, just so you know. I just wanted to be clear I never had a need for such a filter prior to this event.
[2] The exact format will likely depend on how hard lucite is to play with and the size and shape of the work of art in question. Currently I am thinking paperweights and keychains are the way to go.
shitty_advice post, I have a new idea for getting internet famous. After seeing this I am willing to undergo a month or three of that treatment. Even if it does nothing for my actual overall health, the stories I could tell and the memories I will treasure for the rest of my life will be worth the effort.
Sadly, I can't justify blowing 75 bucks on some good shit. That's where you come in- help donate to my "Empty Empty's Colon Fund" fund! People that donate at least 5 bucks will get on my "Bowel Movements" LJ friends filter[1] and will be entreated with a "regular" update as to my progress. Your five clams gets you a unique insight into me and my innards. I promise to post at least once a week with pictures, commentary, and scientific data (if I can stomach collecting it). If someone donates 40 I will actually encase an interesting specimen in Lucite and mail it to you[2] (continental US only please- sorry
cavalorn and reddragdiva). Act now, because this offer really is the shit! Don't let this opportunity slip away down the drain! Buy my shit!Operators are standing by.
[1] That filter is speculative and does not yet exist, just so you know. I just wanted to be clear I never had a need for such a filter prior to this event.
[2] The exact format will likely depend on how hard lucite is to play with and the size and shape of the work of art in question. Currently I am thinking paperweights and keychains are the way to go.
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